And Before I Forget...

The birthday of a certain mysterious someone (I don't know who though) is apparently coming up on the sixteenth of June. The mysterious someone (who is not known) would like to give the general public a few hints as to what that mysterious someone (whose identity remains mysterious) would like for the mysterious someone's (the unknown someone's) birthday.

1. The mysterious someone (who is obscurely located) would like, for consumption:
a) Chocolates from Thorntons, Mint Crisps if possible.
b) Freshly Baked Peanut Butter Cookies, soft and chewy if possible.
c) Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream, Phish food or Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough if possible. Or both.
d) A Giant-sized packet of Maltesers, if possible.

2. The mysterious someone (who remains faceless) would like, for raiment:
a) A new white cardigan from H&M.
b) A new pair of cords from anywhere.
c) A new three-quarter sleeved maroon top from Zara.

3. The mysterious someone (the anonymous someone) would like, for entertainment:
a) Monty Python's "The Holy Grail".
b) Monty Python's "And now for Something Completely Different".
c) Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life".
d) Any Peter Kay video.
e) Any Eddie Izzard video.
f) The first album of Big Daddy Weave.
g) All the videos one can compile of that lovely American Idol finalist, the red-haired, Frank Sinatra-esque guy who sang the theme song from Casablanca (the mysterious someone melts) and "She's always a woman to me" (the mysterious someone tears).
h) Any book of Yeat's poems.
i) A "Life is Beautiful" DVD.
j) A "Groundhog Day" DVD.

The mysterious someone trusts that the loyal readers of this blog will rish and rosh and rush to bookstores to obtain Monty Python DVDs and Eddie Izzard DVDs at the first available opportunity. If not, then, well, a birthday card will do...

This is one of those anonymous blogs you read about in scary stories, where the green ghost hacker monster possesses computers and makes the keys of the keyboard type random words in random orders.